I have found my calling. All my hard work has led me to this defining moment. I know what I want in life.
I am going to audition to be Sean P. Diddy Combs’ personal slave.
According to the Boston Globe, he’s having “try outs” this Saturday at Rain in Malden, MA. At 11am!
I can only imagine what this is going to be like. Who can party the hardest with Diddy at 11am?! WOOOOOOOO!
I hope he turns this into some sort of TV thing, and then pretends it was actually taped until six in da mornin’.
Anyyyyhow. I think I might pass on this incredible opportunity. But I WILL tell you that I absolutely would audition to be Jamal’s personal assistant. The dancer dude from Status Quo? I will bring him water and try to learn his mad awesome moves from the sidelines.
He accepted my friend request on Facebook! That means we’re at least half way to true friendship.